Brighton Beach
Brighton Beach | |
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Territory | |
| Territory of Brighton Beach | |
| Anthem: "Brighton Beach Hooray" | |
| Country | |
| State | |
| Government | |
| • Administrator | Brighton Liang |
Brighton Beach, officially the Territory of Brighton Beach, is a territory of the Federated States of Gapla. It is located on the sandy portion of Pocket 2 in Greater Danubia, and is a part of the state of Gaplastovia.
History
Symbols
The territorial flag of Brighton Beach, the Standard of Brighton Beach, was designed in 2026 by Wyatt Baek. The territorial emblem, the Emblem of Brighton Beach, was designed in 2026 by Wyatt Baek and is shown on the territorial flag. The territorial anthem, Brighton Beach Hooray, was composed by William Latham in 1954.
Lyrics of the territorial anthem
The lyrics of the territorial anthem were composed by Wyatt Baek in 2023, although they are unofficial. The anthem is officially instrumental.
Instrumental introduction
Tiny toddler sands of mighty Brighton Beach
Don't be strangled by our leader B. Liang
He will steal your shoes and shorts and he will do it to girls too
Just ask him 'bout the case of one, one, one Kyra Spear
And you'll taste eternal sand glory!There are twelve Brighton Beaches in the world
But there's not so many Brighton Bitches why
'Cause the sands of Brighton Beach have blown them away
Just look at what happened to Academy Grace
She got blown over to 'Querque!New York, England, and Gapla
Two in Australia too
No Russians guarantee in England
Not so much in New York!Our toddler beaches are always the best
That's because of our glorious B. Liang
May or may not or may or may not be a toddler
But there's South Africa, Barbados,
And more, more, more, and more,
They have it in four other U.S. states!Just reminding you, don't do it
Don't you dare sing this song!
That will lead to strangling
And some shoe stealing too!Brighton, Brighton, Brighton, Brighton, Brighton,
Brighton, Brighton, Brighton, Brighton, Brighton,
Brighton, Brighton, Brighton, Brighton, Brighton...
'Cause the sands of Brighton, Brighton Beach have blown away
Go and be inspired by the glorious toddlers
At Brighton Beach Brand Luxury Beaches!
O, little Brighton
Don't you wish I was Kyra Spear?
Maybe try not to blow her away!
But don't you worry
Gapla loves you still!
Brighton Beach, Hooray, Hooray, Hurrah!
Brighton Beach, Hooray!Instrumental intermission
O, Brighton, Brighton
Gapla loves you, dear!
Maybe not Kyra Spear
But we Gaplans love our Brighton Beach!And from New York
To Indonesia they sing
Segala Kemuliaan Bagi
Pantai Brighton, Long Live Brighton, Brighton Beach!
Brighton Beach!Bright... on Beach!